Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Though we’re steady in our juicing and it has become relatively easy now I’ve still got to do some update. Believe it or not I’m down 12 lbs. My eyes almost fell out of my head this morning. My plantar fasciitis is less painful and I’m certain it’s due to losing some weight. Today also marks the first day taking my new medication. Things are looking up,...
Doctor has called and the diagnosis is in. My medication will be waiting for me tomorrow after work and I can be on my way to feeling better!
Not much new to report but still holding strong with the juicing. I see this impacting my life in a huge way. In any case.. I don’t have to report to jury duty tomorrow and I am hoping my doctor calls me back before my bedtime. The first time he called it was 10pm on Friday night, 6:56am Saturday morning, 9:39 pm on Tuesday (when he finally left this first voice message). I called...
This has been a rather transformative juice experience. Whereas a few days ago I would’ve told you I can’t wait for the 15 days to be over now I am considering going for an extra 10 days. One day at a time though. One moment at a time. I feel happier, clearer.
Day 6, late
This was my first day back to work while juicing. I was concerned about taking juice and storing it so I made due with water til I got home. I was fine. Full of energy. Happy. I feel like I’m in a different world. Getting the juice down hasn’t been an issue in two days. Everything feels good. I’m getting compliments on my skin and I’m thinner in the face.
Haven’t had a juice yet but we’ve done the top of the morning weigh-in. I’m down 8.2 lbs and it’s insane that I feel frustrated.
I have been needing an answer to my sadness with the whole juicing bit. There are ups and downs all day, every day and times when I’d rather just not ingest anything but.. ! Butternut Squash and Apple with a dash of cinnamon. My life is so much better right now.
Day 4, juiciness
Feeling better today. Still not totally thrilled but I haven’t given up yet. Going back to work is going to be the next challenge. It’s difficult to store juice in the fridge. You lose some flavor and the initial beneficial effects of juices may dissipate minutes after its made. Maybe a glass jar won’t be too bad for a couple of hours until my first break. It’ll be...